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The story with Chase Jenaro is that she wanted to make some extra money exploring her kinky side before she left for boot camp. Chase had enlisted in the military a few months prior and had worked hard to get her body into shape. She felt a renewed confidence and wanted to showcase her results. I eagerly accepted the opportunity. There will be more to come of this brave beauty. Go easy on the holiday cookies!
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This was a wonderful day that came as a surprise. I was in Portland for my uncle's funeral, so the circumstances weren't great. Patsy Ford invited me to her place and lifted my spirits with her charms. Part 2 with bonus video coming tomorrow. Have a great weekend.
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"I predict that some of you are gonna really dig this and some of you will hate it. That's okay. I hear both of you. For me, I used to appreciate browsing fashion mags for the attractive women and visual creativity. This set scratches that itch. Give it a shot and leave feedback. Cami Sembrabella brought to us by our pal Vika, who apparently does legit fashion photography in Russia. It is difficult pinning her down to shoot for us, but she brings something unique to the table, especially when I hand over the creative reigns. Vika has a vision that leans towards fashion editorial over smut, yet doesn't completely depart from the latter. For those concerned, we get to see more of Cami revealed tomorrow."
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Here's a new series of videos that I have been working on with a few of the beautiful women that participated in the quarantine challenge. I requested some dancing videos, sorta like an R-rated TikTok. All of us are supposed to be stuck at home, so why not? Lady Noire is incredible by the way. Her vibrant performance is exactly what I had in mind. Let me know what you think.
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This is Julie Bernal from closer to the equator. Her boyfriend hit me up and said that she was a natural eyecatcher and was ready to be admired on Zishy. After seeing some test shots, I said I had the Bitcoin ready to make that happen. So if you have a girlfriend, friend, wife, cousin, sister, or mother like Julie, and you are not hitting me up, that is just outright cruel. Spread the happy. It's only pictures. You still get to enjoy the real thing.
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Here is part two of my throwback to 2010. This was a rebellious year. First off, there's Lizz Tayler whom I found crazy beautiful and terribly interesting. Lizz was making her debut in the adult world and as you can see, she idolized Brianna Banks, a porn actress from the early 2000s. Lizz and I posed as devout churchgoers. Then, there is a girl called Cadaver who was unapologetic of exposing her curvy figure. Next, the inked Josie humored my strange ideas with fast food and fire, but never was keen on provocative modeling. And finally, two girls who already have appeared on Zishy, Veronica Lavery and Sydney Hallek. Back when they were first published, I was more reluctant to include nudity. Things have changed.
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August is here. Can you believe it? The year flies by when you have a half-dead leader of the free world. He sort of reminds me of the grandpa from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Just kidding, that guy was cool. He preferred a hammer over drone strikes. Anyways, fuck politics. All I care about is that my family is relatively safe, I can obtain cannabis with ease, and that my life of photographing women, like Tyla Jessop, remains unhampered. Happy Sunday.
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"Amber Moore makes our college volleyball star fantasy come true with this one, even if the outfit has nothing to do with sports. Amber's fit, long legs never cease to impress. We will return to this incredible woman and sensational afternoon soon. Happy Monday. You guys are right, I have the best job."
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They say that driving in a car is more dangerous than flying in an airplane. This is supposed to comfort those who are afraid of flying, but it merely increases the terror that I feel while I am on the road, which is much more often the case. I certainly do not want to be t-boned by some careless driver, especially while I am receiving sexual favors from a frisky passenger. These are special life moments that one must treasure removed from anxiety. Respect the 100-mph blowjob. That insignificant text message or email can wait. Women like Mara Blake cannot.
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Something about her just does not look smart. In fact, most women that I meet are not very intelligent. Luckily, us males are even worse in that regard. We will lose our shit over a charming smile and some seductive curves. We will devote our lives to looking cool and owning cool stuff just so we might win the approval of uncaring women. It's a real shame how this game works. But somehow it does. God bless us with his grace. --The Pope.
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"I wipe the sweat off my forehead and glance over at her again—she’s got that natural, effortless beauty that would look incredible on camera. I wait for the right moment, then step over casually, keeping my tone light and friendly. “Hey, I don’t mean to interrupt your workout, but I’m a photographer, and I couldn’t help but notice you’ve got a really unique look. I think you’d be amazing in a photoshoot—nothing crazy, just something casual, maybe some natural light portraits. No pressure at all, but if you’re interested, I’d love to show you my portfolio. Totally up to you.” I smile, keeping it genuine. “Either way, you’re killing it in here.”"
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It is cold outside in my neighborhood. Real cold. I nearly canceled today's manipedi. Anyways, I hope this finds you staying warm. Tasia Loomer seems like the perfect cuddle partner. Leave it to our contributor, Alina, to find yet another adorable muse from Ukraine. More of her to come. Stay toasty.
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"Today's update is gonna upset many impatient Zishy fanatics. It's only part one, guys. There will be more of Bess Burton revealed tomorrow in part two. The summer temperatures in Vegas are so abysmal, that you are unlikely to find any relief poolside. But this isn't what attracts most of us. We will risk heat exhaustion and painful burns for a glimpse of amazing women, like Bess, sunning their full-figured, natural bodies. Sometimes the reward is worth the punishment. Get your sizzle on, my friends."
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"I am so damn happy the election is over. I am not happy to witness the trauma of the losing side, but that could have easily been predicted by the way corporate media has portrayed the winner for the last eight years. Both sides now have a duty. The dems need to challenge their assertions by critiquing what they were told and how they were led. The winners need to take the higher road by not dunking all over the losers on social media. It's gross and will lead to more cultural turmoil. The only one that should be dunking is Daisy. Please, Daisy. Dunk away. I'll see if I can put up a bonus video later today. This dude needs some rest."
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"Hello, Monday! Here is the first part of our finale with Tasia Loomer. I can always count on Alina, our contributor, to bring images with raw energy and personality. She forgot to bring bubble bath to Tasia's apartment, but luckily nature has supplied Tasia with plenty of her own. Part 2 tomorrow with video."
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Let me introduce you to Sunny Radford. She is a college student in Texas who felt like she deserves a few added benefits for paying such high tuition. We decided to utilize her campus as a backdrop and take some cheeky photos. Fortunately, all that money they take in doesn't go towards top-notch security. But I am sure the dean's pockets are staying well-padded. Happy Saturday.
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"Sammy Loble might be full of herself, but she might also have reason to be. We give attractive people everything while they are at their peak, and very little once we recognize their beauty's decline. It is a cruel game that only offers temporary victories. Ultimately, each player loses everything and goes home in tears. So maybe Sammy is on to something. Maybe we should all have portraits of ourselves on our walls."
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"Sometimes I need the better part of a day in order to create a compelling set of beautiful images for the site. And sometimes, I only need about fifteen minutes. This gallery of Greta Yarbrough is an example of the latter. She brought out a gorgeous vintage dress that used to be her grandmother's (okay, I might have made that up) and we quickly executed an impromptu ""flash""-ion sesh in the front of her house for all the neighbors to witness. It was great. Greta is great. Hope you enjoy. I will try to add a bonus video tomorrow."
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"""I want to see this woman move. I want to hear her voice. I want to experience her actual personality. Show me what it is like to be with her in real life. Stop posing and directing. Let us see her comfortable with the camera as if it is her close friend or lover."" These are some example guidelines that I will send to a contributor. Alina has her technical issues, but she still delivers in spades. As for Jacie, she gave us everything we could possibly ask for. Thank you!"
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Getting upskirts spied accidentally
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Horny charm of babes sexy upskirts
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I think of candy as immediate gratification, not food. Porn for the taste buds if you will. Oddly enough, I never took much interest in it. I prefer my thrills to come in the shape of a woman. A woman's acceptance and approval. If you want candy and you're a woman, and candy brings you satisfaction, chances are that I'm gonna find a way to get some. Perhaps that makes me an automaton devoid of free will. There's not much I can do about it at this point. Part 2 soon.
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"Hey, friends. Vonnie Bean is back, scorching us as always. This time we turn the lights off and she delivers a moody kind of magic. Check back tomorrow, I will post a bonus video and possibly an xtra of our exclusive Ms. Bean. She would be a welcomed guest at my Thanksgiving dinner. Oh, and if any of you are trading meme coins, let me know in the comments. Perhaps we can rally together on some tokens. I recently made juicy gains with $1 (GHichsGq8aPnqJyz6Jp1ASTK4PNLpB5KrD6XrfDjpump) and $evan (GFUgXbMeDnLkhZaJS3nYFqunqkFNMRo9ukhyajeXpump) on Solana."
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Here is an incredibly beautiful young woman getting cheeky inside a Yogurtland. Dallas Mills exemplifies why I even started Zishy in the first place. I avoided explicit nudity so that my pool of talent was larger. I also knew that nudity is not what makes a photograph sexy. I have seen plenty of boring nude photography. So just enjoy Dallas and come back tomorrow for a bonus encore.
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Just like that silly ol' lab virus likes to travel, so do I. Here I am, back in the USA, admiring the beauty of this Australian-born misfit, Zoey Luna. We ran out of acid, so we dropped some Ivermectin right before this little adventure and let me tell you, that shit is legit. It transformed us into fierce neon dragons which could fly freely around the Strip, acting out perverse fantasies with utter impunity. You should try it, really. Ivermectin, Ivermectin, Ivermectin. Spread the word, friendos. Unless you work for big pharma or the WHO, which in that case, lift your head up high and blow your brains out.
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Upskirt bare pussies and the butts
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I wanted to capture something familiar in Florida, so Eloisa Guerra and her boyfriend took me to Twistee Treat. This dessert chain mixes a substance that resembles ice cream with a flavored paint of your choice. Amazing. A brief rainstorm passed through and had Eloisa dripping momentarily. Our beautiful Cubana was hardly phased. The three of us hopped back into the Fiat and caught the setting sun at a nearby park. Recently, a naked woman that I was photographing asked me what the purpose of my site was. I had to ponder this for a bit. Zishy is the graphic equivalent of romance novels for men.
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"And we are back with new Angel Avril loitering at a hip, new apartment complex with yours truly. This is part one and I will return tomorrow with part two which was shot back at her place and includes bonus video. For now, I must leave you to go work on my figure skating. Take care, gents."
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"Today I bring you Dabney Conrad unfiltered. Real women often have acne, bruises, scars. That's just real life. What are you gonna do when the world reveals its imperfections? Are you going to run? Or are you going to admire the beauty that transcends your fantastic ideals? When I am around a person as wonderful as Dabney, it is hard to be distracted by flaws. Plus, I'd like to think I am wiser than that. I should be. I'm no longer a child. Bonus video to come (tomorrow)."
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Olivia Yukon's updates are sponsored by me, Zach Venice. I discovered her years ago on social media and knew right away that she is special. It took months of patient correspondence to convince Olivia that I am a kind and respectful human being, and that I do in fact take pervy pictures seriously. In person, I was surprised by Olivia's goofier side. She isn't quick to react to most of my humor, but I don't take this personally. Ever so often, Olivia lets her Russian emotional shields down and cracks a smile. Probably reluctantly.
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There's probably a few of you out there reading this who are real sickoes. Maybe one of you even has a half-starved person, most likely a girl, locked up in your basement. You probably are thinking of your next 'experiment' for her this weekend. How much antifreeze can a human consume before total system shutdown? Well, I'm not gonna judge you, but I think you should give it up. I know dark shit is fun at first, but all it will eventually bring you is pure stress. And stress is the leading cause of major illness. We must avoid it like rabies. Treat yourself better. You deserve it. -Dr. Drew
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I have lived in Santa Barbara since I was a boy, breathing in the coastal air, gazing at colorful sunsets which lingered over the Pacific Ocean. I did everything right. Went to school, got a job, got married, you know, the whole number. But these days, the world seems to be caving in on itself. The decline has always been present but felt much slower earlier in my life. And now it seems to have picked up an insane momentum. I feel so empty with everything that I do. I am constantly either on edge or feebly trying to distract myself from the horrors of our reality. Yes, OUR reality. It isn't even about me anymore. Now this is about all of us. That makes me even more sad. --discarded poem found at beach parking lot in 2018. What a pussy.
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Hey guys. This was meant to be posted yesterday but my power was out until late last night. I spent most of the day foraging for firewood and trying to keep warm. Eventually, I gave up, drove a few miles to the gym, supervised females on the Glute Master Kickback machine, then jumped into the sauna. Anyways, I know you would rather hear more about Ariel. But would you really? Don't you just want to see more of her? I would. And the good news is that you will too, eventually. Have a nice weekend.
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"September. The calm before the storm. I remember going to Kyiv. It felt like Russia, but freer. It had it's rough edges too, a seedy underbelly, yet the people somehow appeared more optimistic. Things were heading in the right direction, even if slowly. Pretty sure that's all gone now. I hope I will get to return. I hope I get to meet more people like Nika."
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Sometimes I visit Costco for the sole purpose of cooling off in their dairy section. I pass my time reading product labels and watching my exhaled breath condense. After about 15 minutes, my mood is lifted into a manic state. I make my way out the store through the crowds of sad, unhealthy people and into the blinding Texas sun. Paradise. There's something about extremes that fascinates me. I hope you can appreciate Ivanna Ershova's finale on Zishy. Be back soon.
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I am a lucky bastard. Not only do I get to travel to Italy and photograph stunning women like Claudia Veneza. Not only do I get to eat squid ink pasta, sip a glass of fine wine, and jerk off after to women's indoor volleyball highlights. I get to do something even more satisfying. I get to bring you muffins along for the ride. I hope you enjoy this shyte and I'll keep trying hard to make it better in order to express my gratitude. Turn off your phone and sweep well tonight. More Claudia to come.
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"I am currently at a popular tourist destination, dealing with long lines and high prices. It has brought me to the realization that I hate crowds. They are smelly, noisy, and full of disgusting strangers. The only redeeming aspect of crowds is the rare beautiful woman that can be found among them. An attractive female makes my tired life worth living. Evidently, some people even pay their hard earned munnies just to see photos of women on the internet. Bless your souls, my fellow space cowboys."
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"Here is the conclusion of our day with Irina Dyvyn and Bianca Bell. If you enjoy women being comfortable and playful and unpressured, you will probably dig this update. Alina, our contributor, has a talent for making her subjects feel relaxed and willing to be completely candid. Her work brings us along for the ride. After 8 minutes of the 13-minute video, you will only be able to understand the dialog if you speak Russian. Mostly, Bianca talks about her office job, the Russian/Ukranian language issue, and how tech guys are odd. Have a great weekend."
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The city can be a lonely place. You barely even say hi to anyone who lives at the same street address. You race past thousands of faceless strangers on a daily basis. You want meaningful relationships, but you also don't want to be annoyed any further by the existence of another human being. So when you finally find a kindred spirit that you want to spend time with, they are worth their weight in gold. Nina Presley and Skye Blue seem to have found something special. Each other.
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"Happy Friday, guys. This update of Ileana Burgos has a bit of extra nudity that is generally avoided on Zishy, but I figure, why not? Give the blokes a bonus for supporting my madness. We all need to learn to 'pay it forward' more. Even though you went into debt obtaining that liberal arts degree and now you work out of a taco truck, you have to let go of the bitterness. Anger will destroy you from the inside. Hand out some free churros and make your customers happy. Happiness is contagious and kindness will reward you tenfold."
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Back in Venice with River Lynn. Today, someone asked me if I plan to attend one of the annual adult conventions in LA this month. Unfortunately, no. In fact, networking and making friends has never been my thing. My sole purpose for the last decade-plus has been finding brave and beautiful women, like River, for Zishy. Zishy is my master. I only serve her. You might shake my hand and look me in the eye and feel some sort of human connection. But you are mistaken. I assure you that I am only partially present. Most of me is occupied contemplating my next muse, my next adventure.
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Erna O'Hara had a pair of Yeezys in her closet. I just couldn't resist. She says they are fine but prefers her Fila footwear. Erna, like so many her age, loves most things that are a throwback to the 90s. Personally, I also appreciate her nostalgia for the free-love, unshaven 60s. I blame my parents for letting me sleep on a waterbed throughout my adolescent years. Stay groovy.
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This is Luisa Medrano, photographed in Colombia by our newest contributor, Viky. Luisa was very timid about taking these sorts of photos but then she realized that nothing really matters, the only time is now and that tomorrow is not guaranteed for anyone, even Mohammed bin Salman. Luisa reminds me a lot of one of the previous Zishy models, hbu? Stay grateful.
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Hello, Internet. Here's the time I took Katya Nesterova to Moscow City and we did pretty much whatever we wanted, wherever we wanted. There will be a second part eventually. Katya was as brave as a Filipino drug dealer, and her bravery was contagious. I was taken to a new level of zero-fux-given. During the adventure, I somehow lost the key to my Airbnb. That was a pain, but the preceding adrenaline was worth it. New or returning customers will receive something special if they make a payment via crypto. infozishy.com for details. Hodl!
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There are places in this world where humans are not told that their naked body is something to be hidden. There are places where shame is shameful. Most of us will only ever know these places as tourists. We walk down our paved streets in our manufactured clothes, breathing polluted air, drinking bottled water, looking for the next spot to charge our cell phone, and we call ourselves civilized. Katherine Prerija has yet to be convinced.
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I think that I will finally kick my pill addiction this year. It has been a wild ride, but I need to know what reality is like unaltered. If I manage to do this, maybe Santa will put me on his 'good boy' list for next Christmas. It's just so hard to be good when I am constantly surrounded by so much temptation. Ya'know?
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I brought these two friends to a 'secret' spot along the river. Moon had to twist Suzie's arm a bit to join in on the fun. With a location like this, on a day like this, I can imagine how hard it was for Suzie to refuse. Perhaps free will truly is an illusion. Perhaps our lives are novels that we simply find ourselves in the middle of. Regardless of our choices and desires, the plot will unfold as written. We are not in control. More from this magical setting eventually. That is the plan, anyway.
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I remember this morning with Maddie Crump like it was yesterday and that sucks. I wish it was today. But the good news is that there is a part two on its way. Hopefully this Maddie helps get you into the patriotic spirit this Fourth with her all-American beauty. She is a SoCal native. Stay ready.
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I appreciate seasoned personalities and fully developed intellects. But when it comes to nude photos, a younger woman's body tends to be a bit more photogenic, at least to my eyes. Of course, I know many men prefer older women, even some who have had this fascination since adolescence. But, unfortunately perhaps, I was never gifted this perspective. I have always been pleasantly tormented by the vibrant, youthful features of a woman closer to Rebel Tee's age. I am shallow. Just being honest. HBU?
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Viky, our contributor from Colombia, is back. This time she took her friend, Karoll Bolivar, to the beach for some of that South American December sunshine. Today it is over 30C at this beach, which is over 80F for my American friends. Or maybe I am spreading misinformation. And what is misinformation? I thought it was all just information. I thought it was every individual's preference to accept information, from a variety of sources, and to parse the truth out on their own. Shouldn't the truth be able to stand up to all verifiably false claims? You don't owe anyone an apology, Joe.
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Once again, Zishy provides a backstage pass to Korinne Peterjik's college life. Here we are fighting the clock before her dormmate returns from class. The lighting was a challenge, I tried every configuration available to me. Finally, Korinne said screw it and opened the blinds wide on her only window. A few students passed by but were mostly clueless to the fun taking place within. Poor bastards were probably hurrying along to their safe spaces. Video to follow.
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I hope you all have a Merry Christmas, even if you are alone in a cave somewhere jerkin' it to these pics of beautiful young ladies. You are a gift to the universe and baby Jesus loves you. Even if you thought about handing out poisoned cookies to the neighborhood carolers, your existence matters. 2024 is gonna be a rough one so try to make these last days count. Spend time with family. Eat some tasty food. Put on a smile and be merry. Lissa Mendez is pretty, ain't she?
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I am back with a wonderful update featuring Gia Ohmy. Sure, she has tried to have me canceled, but I still like her. The problem was that I was slow as molasses getting her copies of the content we shot together, which oddly I am under no obligation to do. This filled her sweet little heart with rage and so Gia decided to talk trash about me online. Meh, we all make mistakes. Water off a duck's butt. She did drive me around in her Benzo and was quite friendly in person. Who knew?
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Hey gang. I'm traveling and photographing two wonderful women in Arizona this weekend. Sorry for the delay. I'll post a shower video from this slippery update of Ira Sedina within the next 48 hours. Ira isn't the most outwardly expressive, but if you're like me, you didn't notice that because you were too distracted by her beauty. Talk soon. Z
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"Everyone up. On your feet! Let's give Dante our contributor a big round of applause for finding and bringing us Jupiter Stassy. I need new words added to my vocabulary in order to describe her accurately. Enjoy this intro set and look forward to more Jupiter. I am prepared to move heaven and earth to obtain more. Your ongoing support via subscriptions can help. We'll see. Stay ready."
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"Unfortunately, I don't have any video footage to share of Scarlett Alexis at this time. I'll make it a point in the future with her. Scarlett is great. She struck me as a snooty fashionista at first, in her all-black attire and tinted glasses. But eventually, her friendly attitude and bright smiles won me over completely. Stay tuned for more."
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"Here's part two as promised. The video that I have of Tasia Loomer totals to about 12 minutes, so I'm posting the second half as a 'soft' xtra. The first five minutes are below. Tasia is so damn naturally sweet and adorable with a delectable figure. I have the feeling you won't be finding her anywhere else on the internet. Thanks for supporting some of the most authentic smut this planet has to offer."
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"Sary Gimaldi is a glamour model that our contributor, Viky, found for us during her European travels a few months back. At first, besides being thrilled by Sary's beauty, I was bummed out by her use of makeup. I even thought the freckles were fugazis. But Viky explained that this is simply what she is used to AND that the freckles were 100% real. As you can see by the last 2 pics, they certainly are. Ultimately, Sary agreed to break her mold for Zishy in many ways. There is more of her to come, even minus the cosmetics."
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Sex upskirting of vicious amateurs
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I photographed Vonnie Bean in Arizona. She is from a generation that is having to make sense of the mess that previous others have created. Vonnie is into fashion, music, and trends that I have never heard of. She doesn't excuse herself nor apologize when she burps. Did I ever tell you about my boyhood obsession with Garbage Pail Kids? My mother would get so pissed. More Vonnie to come.
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As my home roasts under the Texas heat, I am comfortably lying in bed in another part of the world. There is a cool breeze entering the open windows. It makes me realize how important and yet counter-productive a singular perspective can be. What one person knows or thinks they know is often not enough. We need unrestricted communication from a variety of sources to help us see through bias. In other words, the sanctions don't do shit, as far as I can tell. And if your news is only reporting that your side is winning, then it is probably lying to you. Like Norm MacDonald wisely pointed out, isn't it odd how history always has the good guys winning? Obviously, I am ranting. I just want to keep the good times rolling. For me, photographing Kari Pitinova was one of those good times.
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Here's a little bonus Maddie Crump for you. I thought I had some video from this day to share with you, but I seem to have been mistaken. Don't fret, I'll be back sometime this weekend with more Zish. Smooches.
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Every time that I meet up with Zoey Luna she has some interesting wardrobe item. One time it was these boots, which she explained were really expensive. Whatevers. Retail is for suckers. Then there was the time with this hat. That hat looks so good, you don't need to wear anything else. With Zoey, sometimes all you need is a cheeseball line like that. She's got every reason not to be shy.
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Angela White started this day off with an adventurous stroll through Bed Bath Beyond. I became nostalgic for the time I was here with another notorious beauty, Belle Knox. That was years ago and it was before Belle made national headlines. This time, I was with an experienced professional, which is not my usual preference. But a real pro, like Angela, understands that I am after something unique, authentic, and unguarded. She delivered. By my estimation, Angela enjoyed shooting without her typical safety net of a studio environment. After the store, we hit the beach. You can catch that shortly in part two.
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I met Tamara Damachuk at the beach one idyllic summer day. She was with her boyfriend relaxing, making out, you know, things that young lovers do on a lazy afternoon. I approached her and asked if she would consider modeling. She struck me as an intensely shy person, but to my surprise, was receptive to my offer. Within a couple of days, I had Tamara walking around town in a perfectly short skirt and even smiling from time to time. Dare to dream. More to come.
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I'm gonna try something different today. I'm not gonna talk shit about other artists' creativity. I'm not gonna explain how I abhor studio photography or how I think the idea that having a person just roll around on a white background is lame. See, that would be dumb on my part because it is exactly what our contributor did here. But, I will say that my artistic opinions are temporarily discarded once I see a person like Mitropoliya in the buff. Her undeniable beauty adjusts my attitude for the better. It gives me a positive outlook on life. That's me. Mr. Positive. Thanks, Mitro.
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Morgan Attwood took me to the main street of her quaint town outside of San Jose. We covered the major attractions within minutes, but settled on tickling Morgan's sweet tooth with some raspberry gelato. Morgan is bright, energetic and confident with her sexuality. She vaguely reminds me of Phoebe, the character from 'Friends'. However, Morgan is much more tolerable than asinine one-liners and an abhorrent laugh track. Despite Morgan's less-than-stellar review of the Nissan Leaf, I was surprised at what we were able to accomplish in her backseat.
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My absolute almost favorite model is back. This is when Gia Ohmy took me to one of her regular West Palm Beach eateries. We were eventually kicked out, but it was fun while it lasted. Apparently, a strict rule of theirs is to limit the use of the bathroom to one person at a time. Fascists. Anyways, we did enjoy Howley's BLT, minus the lettuce, plus the cheese. Or was it their signature grilled cheese, add bacon and tomato? Hell if I remember. I just know that Gia likes it indulgent and spicy. No complaints here besides her penchant for mendacity.
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Hopeless SoFrantic is the type of person that could make me leave my high-ranking position in the Riders Of The Afterlife. I would never again dissect any of the local fauna. No more experiments or projects involving pool cleaning supplies and captured pets. No more seagull trials. Alright, who am I kidding? You all know that I don't have time for cults or mischief that doesn't involve photographing gorgeous women like Hopeless. This is my addiction. And Hopeless is a hell of an enabler.
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"I could badmouth this cosmic babe plenty, but why would I want to waste my time focusing on the negative? There is so much to appreciate and be amazed by with Gia Ohmy. She gave me an exciting fashion show upon her arrival. Take a seat and enjoy her seat."
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"Here is part one of our finale with Sybil Kuechler. She is such a great partner for this type of work. She only knows how to give her true self to the camera. Sybil is also a solid competitor at table tennis, but I had to show her that, like in all things, there are levels to this game. Part two this weekend."
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Checkered skirt up fancy
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Vicky Chandler is back in a two-part session. I had to break it up because I was the victim of intense hypnosis on this day. My trigger finger was sore by the end of it and my camera had to be sent on retreat. Keep cool and enjoy a milkshake. You deserve it. Unless, if you are over three hundred pounds, which in that case, indulge in some refreshing dihydrogen monoxide.
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If you are doing everything right and nobody is trying to cancel you, then you are not going at it hard enough. Either there are more assholes out there now more than ever, OR sick people are exploiting cancel culture as an attack vector. Hmmm, I wonder. It is a shame, because I know many claims are true and many victims are taken advantage of, but to think that almost everyone interesting or successful is a deranged predator is a hard pill to swallow. Whatever paranoid nonsense you hear about Liz Jordan going missing since our shoot last month in the woods, well, that is just FAKE NEWS. I am sure she will turn up perfectly fine.
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Here are some Easter eggs from Arina Bik. Our contributor here decided to lean more towards an artisticstudio look. As I evolve as a photographer, I am further convinced that there are no rules to color or lighting. What does the image feel like? That seems to be the most important question. This can also be applied to smut, which I feel is at a crossroads. The big production houses at least the smart ones are trying to make their shit feel more authentic and less polished, while the independent creators try to legitimize themselves with higher production value. Then there's the average consumer who just wants to see someone that resembles their ex pissing on-camera. What a world. Bonus video coming tomorrow.
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As with many of my models, photographing Oxana Chic is an exercise in introspection. Maybe I should believe in a higher power. Maybe life isn't a lucid nightmare. Perfection does not exist, but even if it did, would I know what to do with it? All these thoughts running through my mind. The hand of Providence gently caressing before slapping me hard in the face. Oxana is a gem, but none of us will ever know what is going on behind those magic eyes. We will never own them. We can only meet beauty with gratitude and I personally remain thankful for getting to journal these women for you. Your subscriptions melt my heart and my heart needs a lot of melting. I believe that if we take care of each other, life will take care of us. Talk soon.
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Meadow Brink is weird. I am weird. You are weird. Everyone that I have ever met is pretty damn weird. I guess that is just how it will always be. These are from the first day that I met Meadow. So many things about this woman are unique her story, her body. If you haven't seen her 'xtra' content, then you are truly missing out. I will add a few more revealing photos from this raincoat update to her xtra now. More Meadow to come.
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Tomorrow, I will bring you part two of this morning's photos. Claudia Veneza is one of the women that the others try to resemble with filters and wonky angles, as they contort their less-picturesque bodies on Instagram. Drugs like this demand a slow drip.
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I had to bring you something fantastic and green on this 420. Here is a beautiful first-timer who is feeling the economic sanctions aimed to punish her outcast nation. Now, I know some of you are gonna give me shit for featuring someone from Russia. So be it. These women aren't in a position to end tyranny. And I will not pass up a find like Stacy Antropova. She is photographed here by our talented contributormodel, Victoria Minina. Maybe you are from a country that is faultless and has never decided to initiate war, but I am American and hence no stranger to that. Plus, I don't know shit. I make smut. Peace.
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As promised, here is all I got left of Ira Sedina. For now. Thanks for being here.
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"I swear, this girl has the body of an instagram filter. But do not worry, these photos are not doctored. Some women are just built like this. We had fun at her place and eventually got all her clothes off. That's in part 2. Expect it this weekend."
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"Irina and Bianca had a great workout with trainer/friend/photographer Alina. It seems apparent that they have great chemistry together. Here is part one."
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Dancing dolls lifting the skirts up
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"Another candid look into one of our contributor productions. We hear Stacy's voice (in Spanish) as you get a 5-minute, fly-on-the-wall view of a Zishy shoot."