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This is Lana Rhoades before her recent 'enhancements'. Thanks to modern science, she now has a much larger bubble goose and increased sweater size. I say do what you want. I say whatever floats your boat. I say there will be haters no matter what you do. But gosh, she was very damn impressive straight out of the factory. I suppose we only want what we do not have. Poor Jon.
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Pamela Aeris is a playful young lady from Phoenix. Half-kinky and half-goofy, she adores being in front of a camera. Pamela swears that she is bound for greatness. I just want world peace and to maintain my current occupation.
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Enjoy Hazel Moore. Enjoy life. She is as cowboy as they come. She is not a mother, but she is one bad mutha. Her and I broke all the rules, yet I still think we are decent people for some reason. Not all of us are made the same way. Happy Mother's Day! Give a big kiss to your mama from Zishy.
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Irene Quinn returns in her final Zishy update. Hey, no one wants to see Game of Thrones in its 20th season, right? All good things, should end. Unless you don't want them to stay good. Like Star Wars, does anyone really care what happens to those characters? Disney fucked up. They looked backwards instead of forwards. Don't even get me started on Spider-Man and the Marvel Shitverse. Make something new. It's harder, it's riskier, but in the end, it's more entertaining. Never stop creating. Evolve. BTW, sometimes, these notes are mostly directed towards myself.
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I am not a person that advocates any drug for anyone. I only want people to be able to consume the drugs that they enjoy without the fear of being thrown into a cage. If you think caffeine, sugar, or alcohol are not drugs, then the propaganda works. If you think it would be absurd for your neighbor to remove you from your home, take away your livelihood, and put you behind bars for consuming or even possessing a flower, then why would you permit your government to do this? Are we free men or are we slaves? Presley Callen loves her some country music, cannabis, and the freedom to choose what she puts into her body.
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Comet Nox returns with her old cheerleading uniform from high school. She recently repurposed it as a Halloween costume. I can only hope that this is what the zombie apocalypse will look like. We visit her backyard where Comet kills it on the trampoline. She warned me that excessive bouncing has its affect on her bladder. I don't mind. Maybe others will, but maybe they need to get back in touch with nature.
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Introducing Sabrina Lynn. She is another gorgeous person that I met on Instagram. I already know what you are thinking. I already know what you are going to say. Yes, there will be more of Sabrina to come. She is a smart cookie who is not only saving her modeling money, but also investing it. No, Sabrina did not actually rent a Lambo, but she is so undeniably beautiful, I bet they would have let her drive one off the lot if she asked nicely. Once I saw Sabrina's wallet, I felt like I began to understand her personality and why she would even do Zishy in the first place.
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Morgan Attwood took me to the main street of her quaint town outside of San Jose. We covered the major attractions within minutes, but settled on tickling Morgan's sweet tooth with some raspberry gelato. Morgan is bright, energetic and confident with her sexuality. She vaguely reminds me of Phoebe, the character from 'Friends'. However, Morgan is much more tolerable than asinine one-liners and an abhorrent laugh track. Despite Morgan's less-than-stellar review of the Nissan Leaf, I was surprised at what we were able to accomplish in her backseat.
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The biggest nightmare that I have as a photographer is realizing that I lost some images that were shot. It has happened in the past, and it will most likely happen again in the future. For the longest time, I thought that the rest of these photos of Leisel in her overalls were gone. But fortune smiled upon me once again and they resurfaced. Not only is Leisel a great model and a passionate photographer, but she is an all-around interesting woman. Leisel's personality is as rare as her vintage styling. Check out them bloomers!
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Sofi Ryan makes an excellent date to a wedding. She knows how to put down the champagne, how to light up the dance floor, and how to make grandpa feel alive again below the waist. Enjoy Sofi and more importantly, enjoy your Saturday.
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Brandy Gila and I made it to the nursery just before closing time. We went to areas we weren't supposed to. We did things that were prohibited, but no one got hurt. That is what a lot of my life has become discovering which rules are necessary and which ones are simply in place due to prior momentum. We are surrounded by gobs of nonsense, so I feel zero shame in searching for what really matters. Like Conor eloquently put it, I'd like to take this chance to apologize ... to absolutely nobody.
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From my vantage point, I see this as the last update of Wendy Patton. It has been a while since I have spoken with Wendy. The majority of these women disappear from my life shortly after I photograph them. There is no animosity, it's just the natural progression of things. I can't marry them all and I don't want to start a cult, for the time being, so we share these moments and go our separate ways. Fortunately, mine and Wendy's paths crossed a few times. Hope she stays fearless. Onward.
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Gaby Mueller has crazy acrobatic skills. She busted out these moves without much of a warm-up and being long out of practice. I never thought I would also be in the superhero game, but here I am. BTW, I just tested positive for being teased out of my mind by Gaby.
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I have lived in Santa Barbara since I was a boy, breathing in the coastal air, gazing at colorful sunsets which lingered over the Pacific Ocean. I did everything right. Went to school, got a job, got married, you know, the whole number. But these days, the world seems to be caving in on itself. The decline has always been present but felt much slower earlier in my life. And now it seems to have picked up an insane momentum. I feel so empty with everything that I do. I am constantly either on edge or feebly trying to distract myself from the horrors of our reality. Yes, OUR reality. It isn't even about me anymore. Now this is about all of us. That makes me even more sad. --discarded poem found at beach parking lot in 2018. What a pussy.
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Savannah Small is an addict. She is addicted to tease. You might remember her from the quarantine contest. This was my first time in Alabama and Savannah made me wonder if all the women from her state are so wild. My guess is probably not. This sort of personality is rare in any province. Savannah made me feel welcome in her home and showed zero qualms revealing her powerful sexual nature. You can blame the drugs, but I know the truth.
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Rikki Till and Stella Garmen felt like a smoke and a massage. I felt like a jellyfish. More of these friends to come. Stick around!
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Kiev is a strangely wonderful place. I was glad I did not listen to the Russian propaganda which preached fear and distrust towards all things Ukrainian. My dollar went a long way in the nation's capital and I always felt relatively safe for being in a country at war. I am also American, so nothing new. Regan Budimir is one of the most conspicuous people to take around the busiest part of the city in an outfit like this, but I figured I came this far so what the hell? Stay crispy.
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Ivah Anseline brought me to this park in Long Beach which was not overrun by homelessness. But don't be fooled, these photos were taken a while ago before California had completely decided to perform harakiri. Ivah is now safe in a different state along with the many others who felt their Hollywood dreams were not worth being burnt to a crisp in a Zombie apocalypse. Go figure.
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This was the first time I had ever visited the Domain. It is a splendid area in Austin that has been developed for upscale shopping, fine dining, and resort-style living. I have yet to witness homelessness there, but I'm sure it's coming soon. Before long, you will be able to step over used needles and an unwashed person while you are on your way to buy butter croissants at Whole Foods. More Vicky Chandler to come. Cheerio.
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So after being busted and asked to leave the property by resort staff, Sylvia and I laughed it off and we found somewhere else to explore. No big deal. This woman is as bold as she is beautiful. More adventures in Northern Italy to come.
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Sylvia Belotti was one of the contestants in this year's quarantine challenge. I photographed her in Italy and she was beyond amazing on every level. This set almost got cut short as evident in the last few frames. But tomorrow you'll see how Sylvia and I responded.
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Once upon a time, In a land far away, before Covid, before BLM, before Australia and Brazil burned, before the rampant homelessness, before MeToo, even before the entire fake news presidency, I photographed a woman many of you know as Jazz Reilly. She has come a long way. Early 2020 on social media, I saw that Jazz was expecting and that she still lived in Vegas. To my pleasant surprise, she was open to a return shoot. So here she is. Back with budding maternal curves, the immortal Jazz. Congrats on the healthy baby boy!
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This one is for the kids. The kids who have been fucked over by their parents' incompetence and greed. Gabbie Carter is one of those. She relayed stories to me that would be a bit much even for a Bret Easton Ellis novel. The new generation is opening its eyes to our antiquated bullshit. Do you really think they are going to keep with the status quo as society melts? Do you really think dreams of motor boats and fine wine will be enough to ignore the stench of death? Anyways, thanks to the Carters for letting me photograph at their lakeside estate. Pretty dope.
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Thai food is delicious, at least the Americanized version that I am familiar with. It might not be the healthiest for you. There's a lot of carbs and saturated fat. The dishes are often sweetened with added sugar. But if you are as active as Gaby Mueller, you need plenty of calorie-dense fuel. We stopped at a mostly empty Thai eatery and Gaby let me photograph her steamy new underwear. Thank God for those mid-day lulls in foot traffic.
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I am finally doing all the right things. I am religiously wearing my mask. I am casting my vote. I am sending all my moneys to the most woke social justice movements. I am even sucking dicks at nearby rest stops ... and hell, I'm not even gay. I have learned that if I want peace in this life, I must erase my ego and offer myself to the community. It's like the Dalai Lama says, "Kill yourself and everyone will smile." Wynona Gibbs is great.
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Welcome Katya Nesterova to the Zishy family. She has a huge following on social media, but I doubt she has taken many photos like these: without makeup, wearing a hoodie and a fanny pack. Katya goes by a different name online. Don't waste your time asking for it. Anyways, you may already be one of her over half million followers. Now go enjoy the weekend. This is the only time of year when you are allowed to frighten the children in your neighborhood. My front yard is decorated with "Don't Vote" signage.
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When life gives you lemonade, find a strawberry. Because travel has been tricky this year, I am seeking more and more Zishy contributors in all countries. This is Gisela Arias shot by Alex in Colombia. The duo did an extensive shoot on the streets in multiple locations, then tacked on some spicy shots back at her apartment. Ok, guys. I get it. You want some more cryptos for going the extra mile. Done.
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I met up with Rowan Emerson shortly after the sun peaked its head over the horizon. We both needed to get an early start. Rowan wanted to meet at a public spot to verify I wasn't an obvious monster. The only place open was a supermarket. I guess I passed the test, because shortly after, we were heading towards the PCC campus in my rental car. Rowan says she is not typically an exhibitionist, but I give her performance a passing grade. More Rowan in our future.
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Here are two fabulous women that I went above and beyond to bring to Zishy. Shyla Volbeck, the brunette, is very kind and approachable despite her intimidating beauty. Moon Torrance is ultra-confident in herself and outspoken with her views. Both could work in the seedy underworld of the fashion industry if they were so inclined. Luckily, we can see them be more than mannequins pushing absurdly priced products here at Zishy.
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I am very happy that Target hired me for their new ad campaign. When I told Renee Macias, she was a little confused. Wait, they want you to take pics of me flashing inside their store? Yes, this is a new era. The execs are angling for a more liberal-minded image. They feel that no one would loot a place that accepts everyone, even the monsters from the kink community. Righteous. Keep an eye out for our video commercial during February's Super Bowl. Stay negative.
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Apologies for keeping you sweethearts anxiously awaiting a Zishy update. I have not had running water for a few days and I am about to go out and collect melting snow to flush my filthy toilet. Nonetheless, here is a gorgeous woman that I photographed in Brooklyn before the pandemic truly hit. Meet Erna O'Hara. Also, don't miss the late bonus video that I posted to the previous update. XOXO
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Yeah yeah. This was shot in a different time and a different world. When a person's biggest complaint was that the wifi was slow or their train was running late. So in a way, this year has been a good thing. Puts things in perspective. Will make our soft asses a little firmer. I knew smooth-sailing days like this one in Barcelona with Katherine Prerija could not last forever. Stay strong, heroes.
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Zishy is back in Ukraine with a new contributor, Max. He found a natural beauty named Irina Dyvyn to photograph. She seems fun and filled with positive energy. I would have never guessed that she is a member of an international terrorist organization. Go figure.
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Lolita Minh is great. No, my video camera didn't break. Sadly, my videographer decided to leave the job. He says the CIA has hired him to write, direct, and star in the next big documentary which exposes Russia for doping in Olympic competition. It is gonna make everyone really distrust Putin and his regime. After that, the CIA plans to have my former videographer make a movie about that journalist guy who was dismembered in the Saudi consulate. This is gonna throw a lot of muck at Trump, Saudi Arabia, and even Jeff Bezos somehow. Damn, my guy is going deep cover.
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Basically, I am a drug dealer. These experiences deliver large doses of goodness to my brain. I document the excitement with my camera and I broadcast it to you. Rikki Till is obviously not shy and intended to prove it in the last couple of frames. Lordy. My own cousin told me that he doesn't understand why people pay for porn when they can get it for free. Bro, someone better pay because we all need our fix and these women aren't doing this out of the kindness of their hearts. Thanks to everyone who abides by the honor system.
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Here is a followup to the previous gallery of July September. This woman is as genuine as they come. She welcomed me into her studio apartment in Koreatown and we shot for a couple of hours. After, we drove to Santa Monica and took some great pics near the pier. But unfortunately, somehow I erased all the data on that memory card. I could cry about it or just do better at avoiding those failures in the future. So I cried. Shit happens. Enjoy your weekend.
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I photographed Hannah Tarley right after my exile from Los Angeles. She is from Central Texas and was friends with someone that I had shot two months prior. Hannah warned me that she was rather shy and had never modeled before. I explained that I am not interested in photographing professional models, I want to photograph real women. If they happen to have some professional modeling experience, that is only a coincidence.
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Melody Marks transformed right before my eyes on this day. She arrived with her hair in messy braids, wearing her thick prescription glasses, and a large backpack on her shoulders. I thought she was going to pull out the book of Mormon and show me the path to redemption. But quickly, I realized Melody's true nature was that of a chameleon. She enjoys ruining people's preconceptions of her. Oh, you think I need to bury my body and sexuality under heaps of shame? Hold my beer ... BTW, I don't know about you, but mandated lockdowns don't seem to work.
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If you happen to put down your phone and watch the super bowl this weekend, you will see an artist, called The Weeknd, performing his hit song, Blinding Lights, during the halftime show. The music video for it is artfully crafted with stunning cinematography. It is so good that it was awarded the top music vid of 2020 by most critics. The video's female lead should be familiar to the Zishy brethren. No, it's not Florida Mishlove. Congrats to her and fuck everyone who says you can't do big things if you take pictures for smutty web sites. Can an entertainer entertain? That's what's important.
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I want to share more photos of Jade Baker walking around in public in essentially only a long tank top and heels. It was her idea of a stimulus check, even before Covid. I guess she is ahead of her time. Jade also does a hell of a job filling out her matching white lingerie set in the second half of the update. Stay hopeful. I think we are gonna be fine. Jajaja.
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I am going to be honest with you people because that is all that Zishy can offer. I can not provide you with anything else of meaningful value. I can not put your kids back in school. I can not get the homeless camp off of your front lawn. I can not make someone love you for the person you wish you were. But honesty, yes, I can offer you this. Regan Budimir is a renowned pulmonary oncologist in Ukraine who was called in on an emergency while we were spending a lovely day at the park. This is why we abruptly postponed the shoot for a later date in her shower. More of that, including an epic 3-hour long video, will soon follow. See you later, crocodiles.
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On Saturday, I was hanging out with this couple and the guy let it slip that he knew what Onlyfans was and who Tori Black is. The woman got all up in arms. I had no idea you were into those things. Lady, you should consider yourself lucky. At least he has the balls to not hide it from you. Maybe you should discuss porn and learn where your partner stands on these things before you start living with them. As for Hazel Moore, she is the type of person that would enjoy acting out her partner's most shameful fantasies.
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Once again, our contributor from Colombia comes through with an incredible find. Vicky tells me that she discovered Lissa Mendez working as a receptionist at a dental office. With a smile like that, I believe it. I would have her greet all my clientele and charge them a premium for it. What do you think? Should I have them take more pics on Lissa's next day off?
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I would like to apologize to all my competition who sets out to achieve similar goals. Oh wait, there isn't any. Just the same, sorry for setting the bar so high. More than anything, I credit my persistence and wealth of apathy towards convention. You shouldn't be able to create such results with such women. I didn't care. I kept pushing and will keep on pushing. I love this land and I love Claudia Veneza. Viva Italia. -George Clooney
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Liz Jordan is the ideal roommate. Even though I keep her up late at night with my loud music, often bumping Eddie Noack or Brooke Candy from the living room, she still entertains an early morning request to be photographed. Elizabeth has such exquisite taste in sleepwear. Her pink shorts remind me of translucent flower petals illuminated by spring sunshine. I totally respect that Liz is in a committed long-distance relationship. We both agreed to keep our morning photo sessions strictly professional. From here on out, STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL. To be continued. Xtra also coming.
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Back in your life with more Zishy adventures in Pittsburgh, PA, accompanied by Michele James. You are correct if you guessed that these were not taken during the frigid winter months. Michele got away with wearing next to nothing. Beautiful as Michele is, I had to fight the urge to strangle her on one occasion. Upon returning to the car, she realized that her keys had been misplaced. I had Michele wait in the parking lot while I ran back quickly and retraced our steps. I found them at the exact spot seen in image 12. One tends to run a bit faster when anticipating a woman posing nude for you back at home. Good luck at the Super Bowl, Steelers!
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I am finally on the mend from COVID. I bet I transmitted it last week from that goddamn senior citizen who delivered my food without a mask. Or maybe it was from one of the rotten children who play care-fee at the park where I perform my Tai Chi. Sure, I always wear double N95's but nothing is perfect. It befuddles me how many morons out there think it is still 2019. I just wish people were more considerate. But do not worry, gang. I will be back in full swing next week. Already brainstorming new locations for public smut. BTW, I did get a chance to add a bonus video to the update from 3 days ago.
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My instagram was deactivated again. They said my account had sexually suggestive content. Yeah, we can't have any of that on the interwebs. Anyways, I just created another one which I will keep ultra-tame and use only for informative purposes. Follow zishylives on IG or just keep following realzishy on Twitter. Here is Jessica Albanka in her grand finale on Zishy. I would be down to work with her again, but who knows when international travel will return to 2019 standards. Fuckit, Imma begin my career as a carpenter. Deuces.
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Some people, like Carrie Barber, enjoy cracking open a bottle of wine and playing video games at home, even on a relatively pleasant afternoon. I used to work in the gaming industry so I know that most of this entertainment is created by devil-worshipping sadists. Which is perfectly fine, just not my bag. I prefer torturing myself and others via photography of women who most men rarely have the balls to approach in real life. As for the devil, that dude doesn't answer prayers either. Happy Monday.
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I met a wonderful young couple in Barcelona, Madeline Escobar and her boyfriend, Sergio. I speak some Spanish and they speak some English, so we were able to get by. It is particularly odd trying to explain what tacos or nachos are to Spanish speakers. Madeline had never tried Mexican food before, yet was curious when we found a local restaurant serving it. Overall, she is a sweet person with strong opinions and a passion for expressive art. You would never guess that she has a destructive gambling problem. I'm probably kidding about that.
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Back in your life, Zishy returns with new photos of a European beauty. Vlada Romashina had me crushing slugs and getting chewed up by mosquitos in this fertile forest. I love all of nature, especially when it long legs and good network coverage,.
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Erna O'Hara had a pair of Yeezys in her closet. I just couldn't resist. She says they are fine but prefers her Fila footwear. Erna, like so many her age, loves most things that are a throwback to the 90s. Personally, I also appreciate her nostalgia for the free-love, unshaven 60s. I blame my parents for letting me sleep on a waterbed throughout my adolescent years. Stay groovy.
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Max brings us another woman from Ukraine. Nyla Rox has done some nude modeling but I doubt anything like Zishy. I mostly tell contributors to avoid doing anything which seems typical for other sites. I want the stuff that falls through the cracks. I to see all the humanity and personality that gets in the way for other publications. We are collecting souls here. Ukraine Rox.
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Part 2 video poetic notes coming tomorrow. Must enjoy Saturday for now.
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Quick update here. Power is out right now in the small town that I am staying in. Running off the reserves in my laptop battery and cell phone. Ooh and I'm about to go photograph that gymnastics teacher in a few minutes. We will see how that goes. Also, I will add a bonus video to this update once I get some juice. Have a good one. Entry2 I am back on the grid and the shoot was went splendidly. If you guys love her, half as much as your narrator, she will be a hit. G'night, amigos.
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It's funny how we just accept the hatred of all things male now with woke culture. Just kidding, it isn't funny at all. Why? Because hate breeds hate and it will only be reciprocated and the cycle continues. Speaking of cycles, Erna O'Hara has a sweet old-timey ride. Pigs, I mean men, and probably some women, like to sit on their stoops and watch her ride by. Brooklyn has its moments.
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I gotta be honest. I experienced a moment of terror during this photo session. It wasn't when Sylvia Belotti and I were kicked out of a hotel's lobby, of which we were not even guests. It wasn't when Sylvia saw her father's car drive by as she did the splits in her impossibly short denim cut-offs. It was when this woman with the energy of a wildling decided she would jump off a dangerously high platform onto unforgiving concrete ... just cuz. I was certain I would witness a bodily injury. But no, Sylvia continues to impress.
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Do you like attractive, slim, energetic women with bountiful curly hair, who hate to shave, love their bodies, and can't stop smiling as they roll around on the angelic white sands of a Florida beach? Then you are gonna love Debra Kenlow. Conditions like these make me want to point up to the heavens like one of those athletes after pulling off an amazing feat. I owe one, Xenu!
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Sorry to break your hearts, strong guys, but I got a man now. He is in immaculate shape. He can squat 350. He shaves all of his body hair on a nightly basis. He can do a full split with minimal effort and he hasn't eaten a carb since early 2019. Best of all, my man isn't the jealous type. If I want to have a three-way, we both jump on Tinder to look for recruits. He's into Hispanic bad boys. Golly, I adore him. -ZL
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I used to record the annual Sports Illustrated swimsuit program that they would air on primetime network TV. Those were the good ol' VCR days of my youth. Now, the young kids have it so easy. Nicole Ross brought with her two great, ultra-nothing bikinis. She made me photograph her in both of them, and then without either. It was torture I really need to learn how to say no.
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Natural beauty. An adventurous spirit. A smile that is rarely suppressed. Comfort with her body and sexuality. Kat Keen checks all the boxes. I can and will continue to bring incredible women to Zishy, but Kat will not be topped, only matched. Fortunately, this is not the last we will see of her. Enjoy the rest of your week and hug your children.
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You guys want the inside baseball? Photographing Emily Right in public, without makeup was not a great decision on my part. In my defense, I had no idea it was going to be such an issue. I always ask the women to check out the site and I go over what to expect. Nonetheless, she wasn't feeling it so we had to bail after only a few minutes. Trying to get a smile from her was like trying to get my 5-year-old to watch The Shining with me. Very tricky. Once we were out of anyone's view though, back at the car, Emily opened up and felt more at ease. I still find her very attractive and appreciate her efforts. Later, I will bring you more of her from the safety of indoors. Live and learn, except I'm not sure what I learned.
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I had to bring you something fantastic and green on this 420. Here is a beautiful first-timer who is feeling the economic sanctions aimed to punish her outcast nation. Now, I know some of you are gonna give me shit for featuring someone from Russia. So be it. These women aren't in a position to end tyranny. And I will not pass up a find like Stacy Antropova. She is photographed here by our talented contributormodel, Victoria Minina. Maybe you are from a country that is faultless and has never decided to initiate war, but I am American and hence no stranger to that. Plus, I don't know shit. I make smut. Peace.
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Here is a long video and more pics from that time I took Katherine Prerija to a nude beach in Barcelona. I have a feeling she enjoyed the adoration from everyone around. There are also a few explicit extras which are exclusive to any kind tippers. You can now tip straight from Twitter, or just email me for instructions. I am realzishy on Twitter. Follow me there because Instagram is lame. Talk soon.
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Chaney Gunn is back and looking delicious. Is it ok to say that about a woman? It is hard to keep up with all the guidelines for the hypersensitive. Don't worry everybody. Zach Venice loves you. That's kinda my thing. Maybe you gambled away your family's life savings on the crypto market, maybe you burned down a church or two, maybe you once killed someone by accident, maybe you tasted some of the brain. It's all good. These things happen. As long as you are a paid Zishy subscriber, I accept you. All monsters welcome. Cashapp and Venmo payment now available.
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She is a really nice person and I am a very lucky photographer. Aurora Morgenrote is daring and beautiful. I will have a hard time topping this trip to Italy. I hope Europe bounces back stronger than ever after the pandemic. Stay hopeful, friends.
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I knew I had problems once I realized that I actually enjoyed the feeling of a house fly crawling across my skin. Most sane people swat them away immediately. Not me. Sometimes I sit perfectly still for minutes on end, soaking up the sensations freely given by my winged friends. There is no woman that would accept this, especially, not one like Olivia Yukon. I am doomed to be labeled disgusting or 'creepy'. I know none of you would know anything about that sort of thing. At least I take pretty pictures.
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These are portraits of Caring Erin taken by her husband. They live in California and are bringing another human into existence. I have been following Erin's social media for a while. She is sensitive, eccentric, and seemingly uninhibited. At times, she challenges my views on beauty and sexuality. Nonetheless, her wild mind and looks command my attention. I am very grateful for the couple's contribution here and wish them luck on their new stage in life. Kiss your baby-mama if she will still let you.
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Please try not to view this set through a political lens. Disha and Alevtina are simply two young women trying to enjoy a few thrills before the planet melts into its nearest star. I am super grateful for the opportunity to travel the world and document beauty and adventure. You subscribers make all of this possible. Remember, no matter where you live, the people in power are lying to you. There is a better way, The New Way. More of this incredible pair to come.
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I was back in Vegas recently. Despite the general malaise, it was a good time. Picked up some THC, binged on unhealthy food, lost a small amount of money, and caught a new show while I was in town. It's called 'Zombie'. I think it is a Cirque Du Soleil production. It features tweaked-out performers who are covered in filth, shuffling themselves down the Strip, gazing into the distance with a look of hopelessness. Very convincing, but a little too avant garde for my taste. Anyways, I also met Claire Mandeville, who is beautiful and ambitious and loved the idea of modeling without her typical showgirl attire.
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Venice Beach is a place that I have been visiting since I was a child. We used to drive up from Texas, back when it was legal, I assume, to let your children bump around in the back of a flatbed truck without wearing a seatbelt. We came for the colorful graffiti, the smell of burning sage and cannabis, the street performers and bodybuilders thirsty for attention, the grungy style of skaters, the shitty food and gimmicky souvenir t-shirts. The beach is decent, but that isn't why you go to Venice. You go to be entertained by humanity. You go to see people like Lina Telemann.
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Hey guys. This was meant to be posted yesterday but my power was out until late last night. I spent most of the day foraging for firewood and trying to keep warm. Eventually, I gave up, drove a few miles to the gym, supervised females on the Glute Master Kickback machine, then jumped into the sauna. Anyways, I know you would rather hear more about Ariel. But would you really? Don't you just want to see more of her? I would. And the good news is that you will too, eventually. Have a nice weekend.
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Here is the final album from my time in Atlanta. I hope that I have a reason to return soon. Dee Richards is as sweet as the mulberries which grow on the side of its roads. Dee wanted to keep her breasts from being exposed on the internet. I agreed on the condition that she would allow us to adore her perfect bare bottom. I am reminded of the Rolling Stones. You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometime you'll find you get what you need.
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Words, words, words, words. I'm sure you really want to hear what I have to say. I make elegant sentences. I pose interesting questions. I often use proper punctuation. Or maybe you are just here for the pretty girls. Hmm, I wonder. Ira Sedina is another exquisite young woman that I met in Russia. Here we are in Moscow eating eggs and taking risky photos outside of ornate religious architecture. You should stick around Zishy and see more of Ira. It beats constantly refreshing your screen to watch a crypto portfolio plummet. Thanks, Elon.
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Back to that time when I brought the pale wonder, Ophelia Palantine, from Oregon to sunny Central Texas. She ended up blocking me on social media because I poked fun at the whole BLM madness of 2020. Apparently, not being racist isn't good enough for the woke crowd. You had to post your black square with reverence and say only the 'correct' things. The Ukrainian flag-as-avatar trend kinda reminds me of that now. I am mostly sure that we all detest war and the killing of innocent people, but I refuse to subscribe to a simple narrative of good vs. evil. That only seems to get world in more trouble. Complex issues are usually, hmmm ... complex. Go fig.
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This is the first contribution attempt by a photographer in Colombia. They did a hell of a job finding an incredible model in Valery Ponce and taking some beautiful shots, but definitely have room to improve. I asked the contributor very politely to shoot more of Valery or else I would find a nearby bridge to jump off. I hope they come through. I am a man of my word. And don't fret, I will return tomorrow with another newbie for you wolves to feast on. Happy Friday.
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Beba Lopez is back by the way of Bobby in Venezuela, our tragic contributor. Sometimes I want to strangle Bobby. He will often show me his projects that he is working on. The color correction is completely unnatural, the ideas are clich, there is little-to-no personality. But every now and then, Bobby comes through with a find like Beba. In those instances, he is only mildly irritating. Girls like Beba will always reel me back in and convince me to give photographers like Bobby another chance. We all have our weaknesses. By the way, I made a late addition of a bonus video to the previous update. Might add one here if I can piece together something decent from the footage that Bobby delivered. Check back tomorrow.
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Ever since I was a teenager, I have been jumping fences and sneaking into pools that I technically should have no access to. If that makes me a criminal, then I will remain one until I can no longer scale fences with ease. There's something extra refreshing and enjoyable about someone else's well-kept pool. This one here had trendy pop music playing for Ophelia's ears while we lounged. Ahhh, paradise.
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Instead of cheeky notes to go along with these cheeky photos, I will leave you in silence to enjoy Olya Derkach. I also haven't slept in three days, so I'd probably just ramble on about child labor laws or self-serving governments or how you can never really 'throw away' garbage unless you burn it, which is culturally unpopular at the moment. I could discuss the corrupt academic industry or how I despise weakness in both men and women or why peanut butter should only have two ingredients. But, no. Today, I just want you to relax and appreciate this beautiful young woman on a Saturday afternoon. Peace.
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Part two as promised. For those of you, like me, who are smitten with Kat, there is an extended video and a few additional photos of her available in the 'xtras' section. Zishy xtras can only be downloaded by subscribers who show my tip jar some love. Hey guys, inflation is real. I have yet to raise subscription prices though for over a decade. Same price as when Michelle Obama started her second term.
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Stella Barry was sent down from the heavens to shoot with Anthony in Portland. I don't know how the lucky bastard found her, but he definitely did something right, whether it be here or in some past life. This is the first time Anthony faced his fears of shooting in such a public place for us. He was also concerned that the scratches from Stella's cat would ruin the photos for me. Scratches? Really? Where? All I have to say is thank you and Merry Christmas in July. More Stella to come.
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Introducing the irresistible Maggie O'Shannon. She is a bold young woman with zero shame in showing off her body. We had a fabulous time in Houston. I will be posting a video from this outing at some point, but ya'boi feels like a can of ass today. I should have gotten that seventh booster. FUCK.
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Chase Jenaro shows us her definition of bodysuit teasing. She even gave us some xtra content, so that is also on its way. I recently found myself feeling unusually depressed and angry and scared. Then I realized it was probably because I had been doom-scrolling on my phone every couple hours. Remember to give yourself extended breaks from these nightmare devices. They can cause grown adults to have mental breaks over blue checkmarks. Wild. We must not forget life's simple pleasures, such as drinking and driving, gawking at girls while at the gym, burning garbage, etc. Stay sane, folks.
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More Helga Amor from Ukraine, brought to us by Maksym. Instead of reading to my opinions on topics that I know nothing about, I implore those of you with extra time and open minds to listen to this interview httpswww.youtube.comwatch?vo92oSgU17Lo What do you think? Is he full of shit? Have a great weekend. Stay skeptical.